I will never, ever be able to write top quality heavy metal lyrics.
I have come to realise this, and it saddens me greatly.
The reason, of course, is because English is my first language, and therefore I am unable to come up with faux words like 'enbewered' or 'chariotest', or construct a sentence like 'Aboon mee a strange formation of clouds gathered over the giant Cromlech'.
How will I struggle on living with this knowledge? Alas, who knows...